It started with an email this afternoon.
And then a follow-up a few hours later. Both are from the venue box office. One or two people had given feedback that the Literary Pub Crawl lasted longer than the billed one hour! Of course it did! I warned everyone at the start of the first tour that my first script was going to be six hours long, but this one would ‘only’ be two hours. Which it has been for the last few days. But Edinburgh is different to almost any other kind of performance discipline. People at the Fringe plan their days meticulously and an overrun could mean missing another show. Most people have stayed for the two hours, but we have lost a few, which is a shame.
It was a bit of an oversight on my part. Most (not all) Edinburgh Fringe shows tend to be an hour long. It’s also partly to do with cost. The longer the show, the more expensive it will be. When we did the deal for this show I checked all the obvious things… apart from the end time!
The professionalism of the Pleasance Box Office meant they needed to know the duration, and if it was more than an hour they would contact all those that had already booked tickets to tell them – and contact all the resellers and inform them too.
I sent my email telling them that yes, the tour would be 2 hours. This was around 2 am. At around 4 am I suddenly awoke and thought, “What am I doing? Putting all these people to all this trouble! Just make it an hour, idiot! Less is more!”
So I started straightaway doing what Ernest Hemingway described as ‘Killing your Babies.” A harsh script edit.
Anthony Burgess suffered. Dylan Thomas was shaved. We lost the witchcraft trial. The final stop moved from The Deacon Brodie which affected Jekyl and Hyde. But everyone seemed to have a good time with my new Literary offering.
And it was 65 minutes long.
I’m still in mourning for my Literary Babies. But I will get over it.
Probably.
Maybe I need more than two hours of sleep tonight. Might have to go to a pub and think about it..!
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